Spike TV Offers $10 Million for Proof of Bigfoot

Oh, you all know how much I love Bigfoot. As someone who is very (VERY) open to the strange mysteries of the world we live in, Bigfoot has gone from a subject of interest to something I ridicule after my show has gotten multiple fake scoops about the alleged revelation of proof of the Sasquatch race. Not only that, but even some of my friends working at similarly paranormal themed shows/sites have gotten pranked in the same way only to find that, like we all thought, there is no such announcement. This, naturally, means that we'll probably never be interviewing another member of those Bigfoot organizations, though you can listen to one on our Show Archive page. Spike TV is doing something to pique my interest in the subject, as it turns out, however.

The big question here is: how far would you go to prove Bigfoot's existence? If you look over to Animal Planet, they're currently airing season 3 of Finding Bigfoot, which offers more of the same ambiguous, sometimes laughable evidence brought up for the creature. Spike's bringing things to a whole new level with its new series 10 Million Dollar Bigfoot Bounty, which will air as 10 hourlong episodes intending to attract "the best scientists, zoologists, trackers, and Bigfoot hunters in the world in an attempt to prove or disprove its existence." Believe it or not, Spike TV just did something more logical than the Animal Planet.

The show is scheduled to launch next fall, and to bring even more common sense to a fairly nonsensical topic, Spike executives told the Huffington Post that their hope is that the show doesn't last more than its 10 episode first season. If your jaw didn't drop there, you must be an embarrassed BFRO member. Tim Duffy, Senior Vice President of Original Series for Spike even went further to emphasize an interest in bringing legitimate arguments to the table rather than prolonging what has already been disputed for years to come: "Nobody wants to watch another series of 10 or 13 episodes of television where nothing happens."

Take that, Animal Planet. Of course, should Bigfoot get proven real and humans go on to domesticate him, I'll totally sit down for an hour of My Bigfoot from Hell where Jackson Galaxy saves the day. Until then, we have Spike TV giving away the largest cash prize in television. This either means someone really believes in Bigfoot or really doesn't. Either way, hopefully this means there'll be no more false positives and this whole subject can get some much needed clarity.

As to whether there will ever be clarity, I really think this will provide some interesting and legitimate perspectives. Stunts like this would put the driving force behind Guilty Pleasures Radio out of business, but at least they'll be sufficiently informative. I think that's worth it in the end, don't you? I don't know if I'll sit down to watch every episode, but this can't be any worse than every other Bigfoot special, right? Will you be watching?

Man Attempting To Be Bigfoot Becomes Roadkill

Do any of those guys in Ghillie suits look like Bigfoot to you? Well, apparently these camouflage outfits looked just odd enough for one man to attempt to create a Bigfoot hoax in it. That man is, well, was Randy Lee Tenley. Tenley was walking around the Montana woods in this suit on Sunday night and then decided to take things a bit further.

You know how, in those Bigfoot shows, the people talk about the creature walking across the highway in the night? Since it's night, they don't get that good of a look at the thing, but they can tell it's no ape and it's no man. Well, that's exactly what Tenley was hoping to achieve when he walked out onto Highway 93, only to get a drastically different outcome.

First, he was hit by a 15 year old (imagine being 15 and having nearly no experience driving when some weirdo in camouflage runs out onto the road), and then was thrown into the road where a 17 year old proceeded to run him over. "He probably would not have been very easy to see at all," said state trooper Jim Schneider.

Tenley's intentions were later confirmed by one of his companions, though, curiously, the Montana people are pretty intelligent. The local Highway Patrol claims to have received no calls about any strange sightings. I suppose time will tell whether any really happened - because we'll probably see someone interviewed about this on some show at some point. At some point, they may have even come onto our radio show.

All this Bigfoot stuff helps justify my ever growing disbelief at the subject. This site has received more than one false scoop about the release of crucial Bigfoot information, and this is not something I intend to fall for again, no matter what Bigfoot Organization you belong to. All that being said, I think this story is damn funny.

All you kids reading, don't try to be Bigfoot. Or, if you must pretend to be Bigfoot, look both ways.